#64. Iron Man (2008)

 

 

Prior Viewings: 3-4

 

I, like a lot of people, have a bit of a love/hate relationship with the MCU, a relationship that I'll explore more thoroughly at a later date. For now, I'll just say that I'm interested in seeing how well these movies hold up now that the Marvel empire has all but collapsed. The plan is to cover everything up to Endgame eventually, and it only makes sense to check them off in order (especially given the continuity), so let's start with the one that got the ball rolling. 

 

Watching Iron Man nowadays is a strange experience, not just due to how unwieldy the Avengers franchise became, but also given the current state of Hollywood. But that's not exactly fair of me, is it? Like, yes, this movie is arguably patient zero for much of what came later (safe storytelling, lifeless visuals, quippy dialogue, annoying fan service, post-credit stingers), but, taken on its own, I think it's a really solid origin story.

 

Something this movie gets right, and something many of its follow-ups got wrong, is scale. What really works for me is the simple story, the character-heavy drama, and the low-stakes conflict. It's refreshingly small and sweet, which causes Favreau's quick pacing and action bombast to feel like a welcome burst of energy, rather than a smothering, paint-by-numbers irritant.

 

Like most origin stories, though, the movie falls off a bit once Stark's backstory and suit are finished.

 

Grade: A-

 

#63. Blue Thunder (1983)

 

 

This is another one of those movies that I sought out primarily because of the actors involved. Anything that includes Roy Scheider (even if he only took the job to get out of Jaws 3-D), Malcolm McDowell, Candy Clark, Daniel Stern, and Warren Oates is something that I probably should've seen by now.

 

But while the cast is undeniably great, it's the action that makes Blue Thunder worthwhile. The concept of a helicopter being some unstoppable killing machine is actually pretty novel to me, and the movie really makes the most of this premise, with its state-of-the-art technology and badass weaponry. I shudder at the thought of flying in airplanes, much less choppers, but there were a handful of moments where I genuinely wished I could ride in that thing.

 

I'll concede that much of the conflict between Scheider and McDowell is pretty contrived, and the conspiracy subplot isn't developed or resolved nearly as much as I'd like, but the movie makes up for both with a half-hour climax, complete with fantastic aerial stunts and explosions (not to mention ridiculous amounts of collateral damage), and even a car chase where Clark is allowed to get in on the action. As go-for-broke third acts go, this one doesn't disappoint.

 

Grade: A-

 

#62. Watch on the Rhine (1943)

 

Propaganda sometimes has its place (especially when I agree with it, naturally). For instance, any anti-fascist movie made during WWII is one that I think deserves to exist. So while Watch on the Rhine has the usual trappings of preachy dialogue and heavy-handed messaging, I also found it refreshingly powerful in its directness.

 

Well, maybe not initially. For part of the runtime, I was more enamoured by the backstory, the family dynamics, and that enormous Washington home, and was typically turned off whenever the drab conflict would rear its head in the form of that Romanian aristocrat character. But then, once we reach the second half, everyone begins to lay their cards on the table, and the overall tone is suddenly so much more urgent and threatening that this friction became the most compelling aspect to me.

 

From here, the movie continues to be on the talky side, with characters spelling out their feelings in long, dignified speeches, but it's all handled with enough conviction and sincerity that I was able to buy into it. And Paul Lukas generates such sympathy with his performance that I can almost understand why Bogart lost Best Actor that year.

 

Grade: A-

 

#61. The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

 

Call me a basic Broadway bitch, but The Phantom of the Opera is one of the very few shows that has ever even remotely interested me. I guess I just like the lavish aesthetics of it: the opulent opera setting, the eerie and foreboding tone, the wintery atmosphere, the histrionic emotions, etc. So I've actually always been a little curious as to how I'd respond to this adaptation.

 

As expected, the results were kinda mixed. Those stylish elements are all present (perhaps overly so, though I suppose most people watch something like this for its over-the-top presentation), but the kitschiness of it all sometimes detracted from the gentler aspects, like the romance and the tragedy. And it causes the central story to feel even more leaden and airless than it already was.

 

Still, cluttered as they might be, the visuals are quite strong. And while the narrative might not've been especially interesting, Joel Schumacher's dedication to camp and melodrama certainly helped to keep things lively.

 

Grade: B

 

P.S. Yes, Gerard Butler's incredibly miscast as The Phantom, and Emmy Rossum blows him out of the water at every turn, but he was also nowhere near as grating as I was expecting. Small victories.

 

#60. Crimes of Passion (1984)

 

As much as I tend to prioritize mood and style in my reviews, those characteristics aren't everything to me. And a good example of why is Crimes of Passion, a sleazy boundary-pusher with great aesthetics and, in my opinion, not much else.

 

Texturally, this thing really pops, with its prog score and gorgeous neon lighting (dare I say that it all feels slightly giallo-inspired?). And it tackles eroticism and religiosity and repression in ways that must've felt super fresh in the ultra-conservative '80s. The meat and bones, however, don't really work for me. I thought the plot was uninteresting, the drama was flat, the characters were across-the-board unlikeable, and the tone was surprisingly dreary given the subject matter.

 

Kathleen Turner and the probably-miscast Anthony Perkins seem to be enjoying themselves, though. And the pun-heavy dialogue is pretty amusing (even if it starts to grate after a while). I don't necessarily have a problem with trash, but I'd prefer that it be at least somewhat fun. And I think Ken Russell takes this material far too seriously for any of it to be entertaining, or for the B-movie vibes not to clash with the many attempts at sincerity.

 

Grade: C+

 

#59. That Cold Day in the Park (1969)

 

 

It's always fascinating to go back and watch an early project from a now-legendary filmmaker, mostly because you get to see flashes of what's to come. And that's certainly true of That Cold Day in the Park (god, what a clunky title). This movie has its share of problems, but you can also clearly tell that it's the work of a young maverick who's on the right track.

 

When I think of Robert Altman, I think of cold environments, uncomfortable atmospheres, and miserable characters, captured through long takes and slow zooms, and all of that's present here. This is a psychological drama about two people who may not be quite as they seem, and his restrained-yet-mildly-unsettling direction keeps you wondering which one is actually in danger. Cool storytelling gimmick, honestly.

 

Granted, the execution isn't perfect yet (some of the early scenes are a little on the meander-y side, and the transition from drama to thriller happens kinda suddenly), but this is a generally compelling tale of repression and loneliness, made all the better by a vivid suburban setting and Sandy Dennis's wonderfully anxious performance. 

 

Grade: B+

 

#58. ...And Justice for All (1979)

 

 

Prior Viewings: 1

 

We always talk about how disillusioned filmmaking became in the 1970s, but I feel like this one goes under-discussed in that conversation. It's as bleakly cynical as just about anything to come out of that bleakly cynical decade, and it does so while being an absurd black comedy. 

 

That's the great thing about ...And Justice for All, though: through its juggling act of emotions, many of which are at polar opposite extremes, you get a clear and somewhat terrifying mosaic of just how insane and ridiculous the American Legal System really is. You're laughing one moment, you want to punch the screen at the very next, and then you're back to laughing again, which feels exasperatingly true to life.

 

Honestly, everything about this movie is up my alley, even the qualities that probably don't fit (the helicopter scene is a good example; it's overlong and a little goofy for the intended tone, but it's also funny and character-driven enough that I don't care). Beyond the mix of comedy and drama, I love the combative dialogue, the crisp textures, the stand-and-cheer climax, and Pacino's powerhouse performance.

 

As his early movies go, I'd put this one right up there with The Godfather and Dog Day Afternoon. And anyone who disagrees with me is out of order.

 

Grade: A+